quelques blagues : ca remonte le moral

MAN walks into a bar.Didn't half hurt. Its was an iron bar...

IT'S strange, isn't it ? You stand in the middle of a library and go "Aaaagh!!" and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in...

I'VE got the best husband in England. The other one's in Italy.

I HAD a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't half mad.

MY dog took a big bite out of my knee the other day and a friend of mine said, "Did you put anything on it ?" I said, "No, he liked it as it was."

I THINK inventions are marvellous, don't you ? Wherever they put a petrol pump they find petrol.


Dear Mum,
How nice to hear you are getting on so well.
Looking forward seeing you in January.
All day yesterday I heard ringing in my ears. Then I picked up the phone and it stopped.
I was going to see the doctor, but he's not a realy good doctor. All his patients are sick.
Rachel and I are on a new diet. We eat breakfast in the raw. Then we eat our lunch raw. For dinner we put on our clothes.
See you soon. All my love